I WANNA BE SOMEONES FAVORITE FRIEND OR FAVORITE PERSON OR SOMETHING LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE
Part of me just wants to cuddle with you until we fall asleep and part of me wants to make you moan until your lungs give out
please watch your fucking language
One day I’ll wake up and you’ll be lying there beside me, I’ll get to roll over and kiss you and then maybe I’ll look forward to Monday mornings.
why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent
no because it’s dead
"you cant be sad because i have it worse than you"